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Jedi Food Master.

Mon Dec 4, 2006, 4:35 AM

_{So, you want to be a Jedi of the Foods? First, you must master the Way of the Bad Foods, Grasshopper!

Experience MacFattyThighs

Hungry Jackson's (Beware, small boys)

Kentucky Fresh Cellulite

Noodle Botox

Pizza HardVeins

The, Grasshopper, turn your back on all these things that make your taste buds happy and discover

Salady Goodness

Wholemeal Happiness

Wheat/Gluten-free Harmony

Sugarless=sinless

Blah blah blah... I'm back into the fitness thing. Dagnabbit, the McDonald's and Pizza Cake were getting to be addictive. Now to nibble on some carrot and lettuce, then hit my head against the brick walls until I feel thinner.}

<edit>Oh, don't worry. I'll be fine. It's another test of my self-discipline. Wonder if I'll make it through without maiming anyone? Bets are on! Please make your bets in the Comment section before you!!!</edit>

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Mood: Lazy
Listening to: Ramalama (BangBang), Roisin Murphy
Reading: Harry Potter
Watching: The World is not Enough, Bond
Eating: Noooothiiiing!! *sobs*
Drinking: Juuuuices!! & Waaaaateeeeers!!

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=loneantarcticwolf Dec 4, 2006, 4:47:03 AM

Diets never work for me...

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~bingodingo Dec 4, 2006, 5:09:55 AM

LoL! I think hitting your head against a wall until you feel thin might only work if you want to feel thin in the head =,
Besides, what the hell do you need to lose weight for? o.o

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~oddballoffun Dec 4, 2006, 5:16:46 PM

hmmm... bets, bets. i bet you will last untill i come up to brizzie next and demand that you see me, then eat cake and all the other goodness in front of you.
if you want to go on a diet that works, go to the beach and eat only fish and chips.
don't ask how. every time i live at the beach for a few weeks i lose ridiculous amounts of weight (this be a bad thing for me, coz i liketh mah size, and my jeans will fall down) by only eating fish and chips. and the occasional toast and alcohol. i consider this to be a miricle

you should try it, tis more fun than carrots.
and on another note. i agree with dingo: you don't need to lose weight.

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~elusiveastruth Dec 5, 2006, 5:38:18 AM

_{Because no matter what I actually look like to everyone else, I FEEL fat. Plus some shots from a wedding Mum and I recently shot, well, they are NOT complimentary.

Thus, I hide in exercise and diet.}

~elusiveastruth Dec 5, 2006, 5:40:42 AM

_{Yeah, you're probably right. Hopefully I'll do some exercise after, though!

Thanks for being sweet, but as I said in my reply to Bing, I FEEL fat....}